Posted 3 weeks ago
Posted 3 weeks ago

collegehumor:

Work Sucks: How Much Milk Did Cleopatra Use For Baths?

Welcome to Work Sucks, where you get to complain about your most terrible, lousy, soul-sucking jobs. If you think your job sucks then submit to us right here on Tumblr. We feel your pain.

i work as a cashier in a supermarket and we get the occasional nutcase, last Thursday evening i sold 35 bottles of milk (6 pints each) to this odd gentleman. That’s a total of about 210 litres. i asked him what it was for and he told me that he wished to bathe in it. After staring at him blankly, he continued with, ‘you know, like Cleopatra?’
- Anonymous

I absolutely fucking HATE hearing the following phrase when a customer’s item either won’t ring up or doesn’t have a bar code: “If it doesn’t ring up, it’s free right?” Every fucking time.
- Anonymous

I am unemployed, so that kinda sucks.
- Sam Z

Posted 3 weeks ago

lizziefaguire:

foxnewsofficial:

everyone on here is horny u need to concentrate on ur studies 

concentrate on getting up those d’s if u know what i mean

Posted 1 month ago
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caraphurnelia:

THIS GIF MAKES ME SO HAPPY I JUST CAN T
THATS A GOOD HUSBAND

caraphurnelia:

THIS GIF MAKES ME SO HAPPY I JUST CAN T

THATS A GOOD HUSBAND

Posted 1 month ago
iam-short:

this is all I ever wanted as a child

iam-short:

this is all I ever wanted as a child

Posted 1 month ago

bowlegsandangels:

killercest:

cameronjohngodfrey:

azazels-child:

why is sexuality such a big thing like 

just have sex with whoever you want as long as they consent

why is it such a huge thing

You should run for office.

if i ran for office i would end up legalizing situational murder

yeah, definitely run for office.

(Source: chadslindberg)

Posted 1 month ago

nakedwizard:

an accurate representation of my ascent into adulthood

24 days

(Source: danisnotonfiregifs)

Posted 1 month ago
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timkarinn:

I thought this was going to be educational…. it was

timkarinn:

I thought this was going to be educational…. it was

(Source: humoristics)

Posted 1 month ago

tinyforthewindawg:

221bbakerstreetissherlocked:

idontknowwhyididthat:

gallifrey-feels:

I DON’T KNOW AND I DON’T LIKE IT

MODERN CARS SUCK

THEY LOOK LIKE BUBBLES

THANK YOU

SERIOUSLY

I HATE MODERN CARS SO MUCH

THEY’RE ALL PEASANTS

AND THE 67 CHEVY IMPALA IS QUEEN

SPN fandom…. u ok?

65.

Posted 2 months ago

sherlocked-the-tardis:

moriarty-makes-people-shoes:

christianmingle:

what if the internet doesnt actually exist and youre just mentally insane and staring at a box pretending there is light coming out of it and youre talking to people

No one could be that clever.

You could.

Posted 2 months ago
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